Hang on - I got a promotion the other year. And I've... filled in various spreadsheets. Written a report literally no-one read. It was a fairly decent report too. So hopefully I've got anot… (View Post)

A deal that leaves Iran with loads of refined Uranium, control of the Hormuz straits, and mass-executing it's own citizens is what the war was for though, right? That's why it counts as win… (View Post)

Vote Rottenborough! Vote often! (View Post)

I used to work with an atomic computing research group (this was before the UK research grants decided fundamental research wasn't worth funding) who got annoyed by the Met Office climate report… (View Post)

I used to know an escort (purely platonically) who said her ideal crime drama would start with two escorts standing over the body of a dead detective and commenting disparagingly in a mirror of the r… (View Post)