Once in a while you get to make a grubby mark on a bit of paper. What more do you want? Sheesh. You people are so demanding. (View Post)

You have a much, much higher estimation of the police than I do if you think someone would have stopped to think "Is this a bad decision?", or even to have had that thought enter their mind… (View Post)

I am substituting 'truths' for 'poos'. And it's not improved the imagery. (View Post)

And in five years time it emerges that they paid ~£1million per portaloo. (View Post)

Doctor Leech: You know, the leech comes to us on the highest authority. Blackadder: Yes, I'd heard that. Doctor Hoffmann of Stuttgart, I believe. Doctor Leech: That's right, the great Hoffmann. Black… (View Post)