Giorgia Meloni is the only one who has had the decency to dress up like a WW1 photo-op. Italians - always so stylish. (View Post)

What matters is what Senior Sources have told them. Unnamed obviously. Live and die by the tittle-tattle said over unattributed WhatsApp messages. Imagine the glassy-eyed panting at the prospect of t… (View Post)

I was kicked out of Sunday School as my teacher refused to believe my parents came from a town called Forres. They insisted I meant that they lived near a Forrest. I insisted otherwise. I lost. (View Post)

'Brian Trump' keeps coming back into my mind. There's a 70s sitcom or 80s Spitting Image thread in an alternate universe. "Children! Sit up! In todays "Hour with Brian (Sir)" we will l… (View Post)

Don't talk the Free Kirk down. Women are allowed out, just not on a Sunday. (View Post)