Quite possibly acting as a go-between for middle-east oil. It'd be a very good reason to shut down ours if I was a prospective out-of-work Tory minister... (View Post)

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If you did that on one line instead of the `20 GOTO 10` it would have been about 50% faster. My consultancy fee is in the post. OHNO. (View Post)

One of the first computer programs I ever wrote was to settle a family argument about what to name our house (it was an urban semi - I think my parents just had 'ideas'). The first iteratio… (View Post)

"Rwanda is a safe country". Government of the day always finds things convenient. (View Post)