I've had an email from both Morrisons and my butcher suggesting I book my xmas delivery slots. Which, admittedly, I've done. (View Post)

I still think the Beaker People owe us a shilling or two. Or a beaker at least. A good one, mind. (View Post)

I'm now picturing Ed, fist clenched in rage, half-eaten bacon buttie in the background. "I Could've Been A Contender!". Bless him. (View Post)

I once did a password crack run on our local users back in the early 2000s. Variations on the word 'panties' was the most common password. I'm sure times have changed. Pretty sure. Alm… (View Post)

At least when Boris was Foreign Secretary he had the decency to generally be too lazy to offer a quote. Lammy needs to step up his game or he'll never make PM. (View Post)