Maybe he just continually makes epically bad decisions? (View Post)

I had a very pizza and very nice beer there once, for an absurdly reasonable price. (View Post)

And she had the necklace. Never forget (if even you're not reminded every other day) about the necklace. (View Post)

Findus crispy pancakes are an irreplaceable part of my childhood. It's no wonder the youth of today has gone to the wall. They need more ... 'weird gloopy stuff inside some other stuff'… (View Post)

That's definitely part of 'The Drowned World' (as I remember). Lots of semi-dinosaur lizard-like creatures 're-evolving' as the climate changes post 'the event'. (View Post)