"Scan your ClubCard! The scanner.. is.... that box? Or is it the shiny thing with the red light? Where are my people, damn it!" (View Post)

When Gaza's immense, eye-popping oil supply to the world is finally halted (or re-started? ...whichever) - then truly Gaia will be appeased. (View Post)

I'm running out of fingers to count on, but... wasn't she Home Secretary? Like... in charge of laws and police and stuff like that? (View Post)

Not everyone who pulls out their own tooth ends up in hospital. Not all of them. Not the ones who get lucky or can just order antibiotics of the web anyway. So much quicker than going through your GP… (View Post)

Not especially useful - but a Hungarian guy of my acquaintance recently went back home to get some eye treatment. I asked why not just use the NHS and he politely held back a laugh as best he could. (View Post)