Judge: You were 3 times over the drink driving limit and mowed down two pedestrians and a cyclist! How do you plead? Defendant: Well, I need to drive to Tesco sometimes.. Judge: One point on your lic… (View Post)

A little late, but as the chatter is a little melancholy (from my skim of it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I66RciLQuY [Verse 1] I will build myself a home Out of the cinders and the dust I won&#… (View Post)

It always baffles me as to how 'all powerful' the treasury is supposed to be, and yet we're not not taxing the f**k out of the drug trade. (View Post)

Downloading as we ,.. type. (View Post)

I shall mention "An Englishmans Castle" (1978) for bonus points. (View Post)