I've also never heard a single person say 'Father Christmas' in real life. I thought it was the kind of thing you hired Brian Blessed to say in a John Lewis advert. (View Post)

I once literally bumped into Kurt Cobain. Nothing sexual happened. Though I did apologise (as did he - the minx). (View Post)

Is it because their forum software makes images really tiny and illegible? (View Post)

I faintly remember a party who used to stand for those values. Somewhere in the dim and distant past. Something about 'sound money' or 'running out of other peoples money'. All ri… (View Post)

Much though I disagreed with a lot of what she did - Margaret Thatcher would have batted Farage out of the ballpark with a flick of a puzzled glance. It's a bit saddening that the best this (nee… (View Post)