Jeez - I've been published by some Conde Nast rags and it's way more than I get. I blame my agent. Who is also me. So... that just leaves the cat. (View Post)

For a moment I thought this was a David Icke reference. (View Post)

I still enjoy that various techie Discord servers I'm on represent Starmer as a '❔' emoji. Even the Americans have picked up on it. (View Post)

An office admin who visited Hong Kong once brought me a 'Hello Kitty' keyring. I managed not to blub in thanks, and for evermore sorted out her IT issues as best I could. So yes, I am as gu… (View Post)

When you take freebies from wealthy people it is a sign of your corruption and your base nature. When I take freebies from wealthy people it is a sign of my incorruptibility, my service, my duty and … (View Post)