Because as I sometimes read BBC news and listen to BBC podcasts, I know that 100% of the nation are glued to every live broadcast update about Bake Off, Strictly and Masterchef. (View Post)

Are there explicit rules in the constitution barring him from slouching over the chair, scrolling through the dregs of twitter, and puffing on a joint? (View Post)

However 'vlog' is one of the ugliest words in modern English. (View Post)

Somewhat in Williams defence - I don't think I've ever stood around signing bits of paper saying "This is my 100% belief - vote for me!" either. Or taken the knee. Or stabbed my f… (View Post)

Aside from facts though, what have you got? (View Post)