I think you'll find that the median Telegraph reader thinks it is very much a tax return. And therefore it is. I hope that's cleared it up for you. (View Post)

Truss as Reform's Northern Ireland secretary. Trying to walk - unaided - along the long path to Stormont. It's a straight path with lines painted on it. But that still leaves plenty of scope for some… (View Post)

That's very much not how we refer to C-level. (View Post)

Now I've remembered another British hero - "Dusty Bin"! Right up there with "Metal Mickey". (View Post)

I've heard a rumour about a necklace... (View Post)