As I remember, I think it was ineptitude. (View Post)

Having an affair on their wives with their secretary seems little much. (View Post)

I remember a trip to Islay a few years ago. Walking with a backpack that was just heavy enough to scrape a hole in my flesh along the way. Discovered all the distilleries and pubs had already closed.… (View Post)

I could just about see an early budget and tearful farewell speech at Labour conference this year. 'Honour of my life', 'New challenges on the horizon', 'Inherited black hole… (View Post)

I know some software developers who work in Florida. The office air-con is set so cold that they have little electric heaters under their desks to keep them warm. (View Post)