As I remember, I think it was ineptitude. (View Post)

Having an affair on their wives with their secretary seems little much. (View Post)

I remember a trip to Islay a few years ago. Walking with a backpack that was just heavy enough to scrape a hole in my flesh along the way. Discovered all the distilleries and pubs had already closed.… (View Post)

I could just about see an early budget and tearful farewell speech at Labour conference this year. 'Honour of my life', 'New challenges on the horizon', 'Inherited black hole', blah. Maybe off to the… (View Post)

I know some software developers who work in Florida. The office air-con is set so cold that they have little electric heaters under their desks to keep them warm. (View Post)