You clearly don't work for The Spectator. (View Post)

As someone who's family is from NE Scotland - it is very hard to find a decent buttery anywhere else. Especially a toasted one smothered in... butter. (View Post)

You are not David Lammy, and I claim my five pounds. (View Post)

Does this involve Penny standing about with a big sword? If not - I fear I shall have to remove Canada from my Christmas round-robin letter this year. (View Post)

'Tis a mere flesh wound... (View Post)