I was thinking the other day about the privatised water companies and realised we can't even organise a water in a water, never mind a piss up in a brewery. (View Post)

Am I too old to be called up now? YES SAH! Am I too fat? YES SAH! Is it safe for me to write this tosh now? YES SAH! (View Post)

I'm now reminded of a Charles Babbage quote :On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am n… (View Post)

It's sounding more and more like Cornwall. Which also has relatively few US troops to defend it against a Russian invasion. I'm spotting a pattern. (View Post)

At this point, I can see him proposing an HS3 from Dover to Rwanda. They are so out of steam it's like a psychedelic cliff-hanger episode of Ivor the Engine. (View Post)