I had my headphones on when the alarm came through - and they switched over to my phone. WHICH WAS QUITE LOUD SUDDENLY. Somewhat ironically, taking the audio away from the Met Office weather forecast… (View Post)

Does it go across the Thames? In which case I have a five-year consultancy gig to sell you in return. You need to provide some drawings at the end. Deal? (View Post)

Unlike the French, we are blessed to have the House of Lords. Who don't show up on the welfare figures. (View Post)

I've watched Dr.Strangelove. It was pretty good. (View Post)

My local hippy-dippy veg shop has the distance the produce has travelled on the labels. Tatties from Ayrshire? 20miles. Red peppers from Spain? "Hunners and hunners". (View Post)