My sister has a house in the Lake District that I'm welcome to stay in whenever I want, and indeed she likes having me stay there to deter potential squatters. I haven't been staying there … (View Post)

Let me have men about me that are fat mediocre centrists and such as sleep-a-nights. Yond Leon has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous. (View Post)

Mate, I think you've suffered a coup de tete, never mind a coup d'etat. (View Post)

That place makes PB seem like a model of politeness, mutual support and good faith :open_mouth: (View Post)

"Hello madam. I'm looking for a lay by this afternoon" (View Post)