I regularly do that in places that aren't London. Maybe I'm a trusting fool. (View Post)

Hunt really did blot his copybook with just about everyone. (View Post)

"I didn't get where I am today by being a minister in any of these discredited Tory administrations." Oh, hang on, that's John Barron. (View Post)

"Oh, I'm sorry. I only took this job because I identified a large number of emotionally vulnerable, sexually attractive people who would be my direct reports. I'll leave now." (View Post)

I wonder if that is because Major is the only one who wasn't an egomaniac who burned themselves out on a pyre of their own vanity? (View Post)