Here we go. (View Post)

"I couldn't have been at the party as I was caught on CCTV running over an old lady in my 4x4 at the time in question." (View Post)

As I say downthread, it's more a "fuck that, I'm not getting off my arse for that clown" come election time, rather than "MAKE WAY, I'M VOTING FOR THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS,… (View Post)

"Most normal Conservative voters are desperate to move on." - most normal [as opposed to activist/engaged] Conservative voters aren't happy (according to the polling yesterday). That m… (View Post)

I enjoyed the tweet yesterday that suggested any phrase of the form GERUND + ANIMAL is a suitable euphemism for self love. e.g. Crowning the Ocelot; Jumping the Otter. (View Post)