A petunia will be placed in the window of a particular St Petersburg flat by a man with a Marks and Spencer carrier bag and a Kit Kat and then we will know who it is to be. (View Post)

Meanwhile, Nigel is reminiscing about the Battle of Mboto Gorge and the way Britain used to project power in the world, unafraid of sharpened mangoes. (View Post)

I suppose there's a modern version of the Falklands/Belgium ammunition supply scenario to consider. But to be honest I think it is all so JIT we'd be having arguments that are essentially 'if you wan… (View Post)

Whereas I think it was Green and Lib Dem support that ticked up once people decided it was definitely safe to do so. It was probably both. And the weather. And the phase of the moon. (View Post)

Yes - I agree. The first part of the solution is unpicking "people trafficking" from "regular immigration" and "students/overstayers" - a clear statement of the problems… (View Post)