I'm sure we could stretch to a tosser from Bristol or Durham, but it does absolutely have to be a tosser. (View Post)

I note your lack of concern for Wigan. (View Post)

Well, Brown/Blue and Blue/Blue produces equal numbers of Brown and blue eyes. Brown/brown and Blue/Blue produces all brown. I have brown eyes, and my sister blue, from Brown eyed mother and blue eyed… (View Post)

Oh, yes. Wrong Napoleon! (View Post)

I imagine it will be somewhere between the brilliant episode of Upstairs Downstairs when Edward VII dies; and a week of wall-to-wall jingoism where weeping pensioners talk about how brilliant she was… (View Post)