"I didn't get where I am today by being a minister in any of these discredited Tory administrations." Oh, hang on, that's John Barron. (View Post)

"Oh, I'm sorry. I only took this job because I identified a large number of emotionally vulnerable, sexually attractive people who would be my direct reports. I'll leave now." (View Post)

I wonder if that is because Major is the only one who wasn't an egomaniac who burned themselves out on a pyre of their own vanity? (View Post)

Maybe: Nicola Sturgeon has seen out three Tory prime ministers. (View Post)

Exactly - but I suspect that may dissipate in his absence, when his successor continues to implement the policy. (View Post)