. When you see them like that you realise Cabinet is far far too big. It should be slimmed down to 10 permanent members and others invited as and when appropriate for their portfolios. No wonder we a… (View Post)

“Look down the camera at the voters Liz!” “But if I do that how do I read my lines?” “Don’t read them. Memorise them. Like David Cameron did in 2005.” “I can’t do that. What if I accidentally say som… (View Post)

Sunak more or less stood still and so did Kemi. Mordaunt gained a few not many. So where did TT’s vote go? Not Truss obvs. One assumes his vote largely went to Kemi, Kemi’s went to Truss in equal mea… (View Post)

Given Sunak is polled to lose against them both, might we see something strange in the final round, where his backers vote for their least worst candidate aka the Jim Hacker? (View Post)

Ha! So much so that you arranged your life so that these days your payslips say 0% income tax (View Post)