Of all the fairytale forecasts made on here, the one you provide is perhaps the most amusing. (View Post)

Reads like a story written in No 10 and sent to the husband of the Press Secretary. Which worries me, as it's not a message to EU negotiators - these points will have been made ad nauseam in the… (View Post)

General gist for those outside the paywall? (View Post)

I'll give you a naughty tinker of an answer. Charles III Windsor. (View Post)

Or instead give someone like the Egypt, the world's third largest producer of onions, a fair crack at competing against the Dutch on level terms. (View Post)