It makes me proud to be British that GCHQ invented RSA before R S and A did, but had the good sense to keep quiet about it. (View Post)

Government is out of our faces only because Sunaks election date choice pitchforked them straight into summer holidays and the silly season. Normal service will be resumed shortly. (View Post)

When your foreign secretary thinks that Radium was discovered by Marie Antoinette and Henry viii was succeeded by Henry vii is a bad time to make it all about talent. (View Post)

Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well. (View Post)

It was made with ulsterior motives. (View Post)