OK I am going. I love inland Sicily and this sounds a match. Internet says check out the Sassi caves. (View Post)

Can I utterly unpedantically point out that helicopter = helico as in helix, whirly and pter as in pterodactyl, wing. Copter is not a satisfactory abbreviation. (View Post)

Oh of course. Thank you (View Post)

For what crime have you been imprisoned? (View Post)

In other supermarket news Tesco's french batons have gone up from 50p to 80p over two years and shrunk in length by about 35% (View Post)