megasaur

There's a great play to be written about the courtship of Rishi and Akshata. How do even do that stuff on Coke Zero? (View Post)

One sympathises. (View Post)

OK. But if things go pear shaped in Newcastle-under-Lyme, you must on no account deploy the header Bell End. (View Post)

There was no shortage of bullying there - I sent my children elsewhere for that reason - and I wouldn't die of surprise to learn that he was on the receiving end of it, what with being brown and phar… (View Post)

Depends what he said, but if he was equating getting rained on with loss of hands and feet there's something a bit wrong with that. (View Post)