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Why? Granted I can't carry a gun and I am provided with communist health care, but what other bald facts do I appear to need rescuing from? (View Post)

Congratulations @NickPalmer . How big a family are you planning? 😇 (View Post)

So tonight I had a choice between a poetry evening with a load of luvvies or looking after the dog in the pub. Guess which one I chose? I'm on my 3rd Broadside. (View Post)

Remembering of course the male haggis has its 3 left legs shorter than it's 3 right legs and the females the other way around so that they run opposite ways around the mountain so they can meet for m… (View Post)

Thank goodness the open season on the haggis ends today. The poor creature has been hunted to near extinction. Nigel Farage, at the Glasgow hunt, said it was a British tradition and we should be prou… (View Post)