I'm guessing you know the maths about this sort of stuff and therefore when these things happen you shouldn't be surprised, but one always is. The favourite of mine was dealing with an architect for … (View Post)
Why? Granted I can't carry a gun and I am provided with communist health care, but what other bald facts do I appear to need rescuing from? (View Post)
So tonight I had a choice between a poetry evening with a load of luvvies or looking after the dog in the pub. Guess which one I chose? I'm on my 3rd Broadside. (View Post)
Remembering of course the male haggis has its 3 left legs shorter than it's 3 right legs and the females the other way around so that they run opposite ways around the mountain so they can meet for m… (View Post)