I'll wear a white carnation and have a copy of the times under my arm (View Post)

Trouble is I bet you weren't drunk. Not a valid test then. I'm in tomorrow. I'll see how it goes. Knowing my luck it probably will get nicked then I will feel foolish. Heading over to … (View Post)

Have you tried a lawn mower that mulches. No grass cuttings, free fertiliser and no emptying of grass cutting container. Not sure I should comment about the trimming of your unwieldy bush. (View Post)

@taz, can I thank you for your nice comment on the last thread. I hope you enjoy your cruise. I am avoiding cruises like the plague as I enjoy my food and booze too much They would be rolling me off … (View Post)

Why on earth would anyone without school children go to the Algarve in August? Shame I will miss you. I will be at my friend's villa in late September. The sensible time to go. (View Post)