@taz beat you to it. In the pub now so have put the chainsaw down. I can't be the only one on PB to wield a chainsaw and axe. I was carrying an axe when I asked one of the guys installing one of… (View Post)

It gets worse. I spend a considerable amount of my time chopping wood (we have 3 stoves). It keeps you fit and boy does it get rid of any frustrations. When you have a trunk that branches into two th… (View Post)

I don't think you get how every one of your posts is so ironic. I haven't posted for 1 hr and 25 min, during which time I have been busy with a chain saw. Prior to that it was 40 min during… (View Post)

Portugal is on the same time as us. Oh sorry you are right. (View Post)

I think you missed the point. I think he was suggesting that you would be incapable of doing so. You probably don't realise it and would produce a piece that sounded plausible to a young teenage… (View Post)