Congratulations @NickPalmer . How big a family are you planning? 😇 (View Post)

So tonight I had a choice between a poetry evening with a load of luvvies or looking after the dog in the pub. Guess which one I chose? I'm on my 3rd Broadside. (View Post)

Remembering of course the male haggis has its 3 left legs shorter than it's 3 right legs and the females the other way around so that they run opposite ways around the mountain so they can meet … (View Post)

Thank goodness the open season on the haggis ends today. The poor creature has been hunted to near extinction. Nigel Farage, at the Glasgow hunt, said it was a British tradition and we should be prou… (View Post)

I am going to have dinner at 'The Unruly Pig' this weekend. By coincidence today the Guardian reviewed it. It is the most glowing review I have ever read finishing with 'this is as goo… (View Post)