He's trying. That's the main thing. (View Post)

He's confident. Really puffed up. Like the gangster who's just taken out all his competitors. Sorry, not "like". He IS that. (View Post)

Lunatics probably can't tell that they're surrounded by lunatics. (View Post)

It's gone viral! (View Post)

When somebody asks you (as I imagine they must sometimes) how much you spend on carrots, do you first estimate how many times a month you have one, then times 12 to get your annual carrot trough, tim… (View Post)