Chips and egg. Where's my chips and egg? It's Tuesday. We always have chips and egg on a Tuesday. (View Post)

Oh god. You absolute bastard. (View Post)

Eau de colon. (View Post)

It's a nonsense at 8/1, yes, but it works for Farage in 2 ways. First, there's the off chance he's correct and there IS a financial meltdown in 2027 of such magnitude that it forces a snap election. … (View Post)

Not to disagree with Isam (since he's the person trying to do it) but I can't see where the act* forbids paying a lump sum rent in advance. *If the tenant chooses to pay more than a month in advance,… (View Post)