But the only realistic alternative is worse. Such is the essential bleakness of the human predicament. Feeling very chipper this evening 🙂 (View Post)

I failed to do that and am now paying the price. Dinner is delayed. (View Post)

That's the yearned for outcome - quiet. (View Post)

Chips and egg. Where's my chips and egg? It's Tuesday. We always have chips and egg on a Tuesday. (View Post)

Oh god. You absolute bastard. (View Post)