You probably won’t believe it, and think that I’m just spoiling what you consider a really clever jibe, but I am by no means a definite voter of his next time. I voted Tory for the first time in my l… (View Post)

... We are basically living in a Revenge of the Nerds world, where the school boffins have stopped the scallys from misbehaving by threatening to get them sacked, and have started to have a go at bei… (View Post)

Pleased for Hameed in particular, he looked such a star when he made his debut. (View Post)

That reminds me of Brian Conley's Septic Peg! "I predict that the winner of this weeks National Lottery will be either a man or a woman, celebrating a birthday sometime this year" (View Post)

Sorry it hasn’t worked out for you (View Post)