"While Boris was Mayor of London, I was letting off Jimmy Saville" "When I was prosecuting terrorists, the current Mayor of London was their lawyer!" (View Post)

Until the campaign starts, they have been wrong every time for the last decade or so (View Post)

4/4! (View Post)

Jofra's hit three sixes off the first three balls of the last over in the IPL (View Post)

Perugia you say? Did he go via Farnborough?? With Boris in the cock pit! (View Post)