The woman who helped write the Con 2019 Manifesto says Boris is relying on a "Hanging Baskets" strategy - as long as people see their towns looking a bit better than they did in 2019, that … (View Post)

I met a girl called Karen at the V Festival (2000 w Richard Ashcroft headlining) and getting to do endless impressions of Henry Hill saying "KAARRREENN!!!! I can't believe you did that! Tha… (View Post)

The Usual Suspects with David Cameron interviewing Khyser Sose (played by Nigel Farage) only to see the words "immigration" over the notice board at the end, the minute after voting closed … (View Post)

Should really have been in my top 10, it probably is - in fact I will replace Waynes World with Goodfellas - I probably know it word for word (View Post)

Yeah it is moving. As the father of two small kids it has just put me in an unhappy frame of mind. Like listening to The Wall or The Smiths, you need to be in the mood. I remember listening to "… (View Post)