Perhaps pedestrians should adopt traffic rules - e.g. always walk on the left pavement. (View Post)

Summary: Talks flounder on fish. Truss finds truss in betting odds. Policeman's lot is not a happy one. (View Post)

O come, O come, Emmanuel, and ransom captive Israel that mourns in lonely exile here until the Son of God appear. Refrain: Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel shall come to you, O Israel. p.s. 'Israel�… (View Post)

Strictly, they're dancing the can-kicking can-can. (View Post)

The deal will be under the table with the signatories. (View Post)