The best It's called French leave (no intentional aspersions caste on our fine Gallic neighbours) (View Post)

Lord Woodrow Wyatt of course (View Post)

Christ! If they don't stop at Moscow but carry on to St Pertersburg they'll be just a 5 hour drive from our summer cottage Thank God the Finns joined NATO (View Post)

Seems unlikely as he's usually legless (View Post)

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