Pigs are known to be intelligent and good learners, can they not simply be retrained to cover a sector short of staff? Like, we are a million Turkeys down, could they not be trained to be more bird? (View Post)

Have you been writing Boris’ speech? (View Post)

Roquefort too salty. Fit for salads and dressings, not the cheese board. (View Post)

Exactly. It’s another of the reasons why, starting from a popular position in 2019, the Boris premiership is going to be so short lived. One of the questions asked to shape the best policy is: is thi… (View Post)

A Soft Southern Englishman, a Scotsman and our very own TSE walk into a bar. They each order a drink. The bartender places down the three drinks in front of them just as three flies buzz in through t… (View Post)