Johnson always wanted to be PM, but having got there realises that he hates the job. He has never been a hard worker, or interested in details, both requirements of being PM. Added to which he has al… (View Post)

I understand that Scotrail are to commission a new steam engine modelled on The Flying Scotsman'. Apparently it will be called the 'LYING SCOTSMAN. (View Post)

Watching Salmond's testimony it is clear that if there was independence, Scotland would be a banana republic; in fact to call it a banana republic would be a grave insult to bananas. (View Post)

I went to London today, the first time for over four months. The train was nearly empty and 90% of those on it were wearing masks. In the centre of London about 80% just walking about (on very quiet … (View Post)

How to avoid COBRA Meetings. Stop having any (none since 10th May). No COBRA meetings, scientists removed if not on message. Profile lower than a snake. Ignore scientists; Build bunker; Protect Cummi… (View Post)