The person most responsible for the decline of the Conservative government is Xi Jinping. - Destroyed the rule of law in Hong Kong, producing immigration to the UK - Had the bright idea of promoting … (View Post)

I know you're doing the Biden basement stuff as a comedy thing but they are extremely not hiding him in his basement. You can see his schedule, it's absolutely mental. https://rollcall.com/factbase/b… (View Post)

OK, here's my plan for a Tory revival. The Cabinet meet and choose a successor with a secret ballot. But nobody knows who it is! The election is between Kier Starmer and The Mystery Box. If the Torie… (View Post)

You know who wouldn't have thrown the election campaign by fucking off home early from D-Day? Liz Truss. (View Post)

Between Boris, Truss and Corbyn, party members have forfeited their right to be consulted. They're worse than an inconvenience, they're a liability. (View Post)