Chris Philp of the "Free Speech" Party demands a say in who plays Glastonbury. (View Post)

Beautiful and St Helens can only be proximate for a short while. Or else the fabric of spacetime will fold in on itself. (View Post)

Nah. It's the result from one ballot station. Canada gives results by each polling station relaying the information to the centralised Riding. (View Post)

He has his future in British Steel. Spookily accurate given his sudden conversion to working class values. (View Post)

Faculty. Cockney for we are out of tea. (View Post)