I think that's rather what he would have said. (View Post)

Well, I could give him a tip or two. For starters shagging the gf the night before the wedding isn't regal disdain for bourgeois morality, it's Jeremy Kyle stuff. (View Post)

Brie after Xmas pud and Brazil nuts? Mouthfeel fail To all you good posters whose work PB's built on You have a good Christmas, and pass me the Stilton. (View Post)

I belong to Stockholm Dear old Stockholm town Well what's the matter with Stockholm For it's goin' 'roon and 'roon… Have a great plastic patriotic Christmas the noo. (View Post)

Facilitating the rape of women bad, is the message. But nobody blames you personally. You didn't like the heat, you got out of the kitchen. Respect. But what is this You don't like *us* shit? (View Post)