Have you seen their prices? (View Post)

The problem wasn’t the soup itself, the waiter had forgotten to bring the spoon so instead of just asking for a spoon the teller of the story went through a difficult way of getting to the point. (View Post)

The absolute best Jewish joke (because whatever you think of them they have a mean line in humour) is the one they use in “Coming to America”. I was in a restaurant and the waiter brought me my soup.… (View Post)

The prison governor is gutted, one less prisoner means lost profits. (View Post)

Slight problem with that - they have to want to spend their life with me. (View Post)