Well if you disrespect Vance by not turning up to meetings in a suit bad things happen. (View Post)

Happy Easter. Mine has started with the joy of watching Brian Blessed in Henry V as Exeter addressing the Dauphin (or Dolphin as he mocks him) with such scorn you can just see it drip out of his mout… (View Post)

Can you operate your iPhone with your cock? Great news if so, the amount of times my hands are busy and I could just whack my cock onto the “answer call” button and then hit the speaker phone option.… (View Post)

Even God knows a woman is nothing until she has a man’s bone in her. Sorry!, couldn’t resist. (View Post)

… Yes, I do wonder if with horses that because it’s deemed very “acceptable” for girls to get into competitive equestrianism from a young age there isn’t the block and so added to the fact that physi… (View Post)