I remember at university staggering back past the local newsagents at some stupid hour and they had left out all their jazz mags which were to be collected as returns. I spent the next day dishing ou… (View Post)

Obviously hoping, as he seemed like a good egg, he’s not on the Road to Hell. (View Post)

Why do you think they are dressed like wallies? All sports and most past times have a form of dress/kit. Everyone is wearing boots and jodhpurs because they are the best kit to wear on your lower hal… (View Post)

I had to dig one of my Jack Russell’s out of a fox hole once. It took me six hours to get to him. My girlfriend at the time thought he would come out if she waved a slab of pate at the hole much to m… (View Post)

If I had a tenner for every woman who has said that about me. (View Post)