The fact that there doesn’t appear to be any permanent damage to his ear cartilage, which there should normally be, makes me a bit suspicious. And that they seemingly had all the shit secret service … (View Post)

Many times. (View Post)

Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold... is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some... Green. (View Post)

The festival doesn’t actually happen, they just made it up to get you to fuck off and stop boring them about Kemi for a couple of weeks. (View Post)

She was the second highest earning sportswoman last year apparently. Might be helped by the fact she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world but that would be a very cynical take. (View Post)